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It’s Not The Sex Part That’s Interesting Here

Posted in Culture by TeeJaw on Friday, June 11, 2010, 2: 02 PM

Hot times in Batavia, New York. It’s not the sex but the denial of sex that’s get my attention.

In a dog bite case I’ve heard the defendant make an argument something like this:

I don’t own a dog.

My dog doesn’t have any teeth.

My dog was out of town that day.

My dog didn’t bite him.

It was just a little bite.

The video below is even more interesting. To a charge of lewd behavior with a man other than her husband in a public place where there were children, the woman makes essentially the following argument:

We were fully clothed.

Yes, what we were doing was inappropriate.

We were not having sex, that’s a lie.

The children weren’t looking.

His zipper may have been partly unzipped.

Only a small part of his genitals were exposed.

That’s all it was, really.

Anybody feel sorry for Mr. Timmy “stand by your girl” Whynot? Not me. He’s a cuckold fool.

UPDATE: Apparently, this woman has been charged with adultery under a law still on the books in New York that must date from 1640, and could get up to 90 days in jail. Gee, maybe putting her in stocks on the town square would be more appropriate, followed by requiring her to wear a scarlet “A” on her breast. The guy who was getting the benefits in this escapade got off, Arthur Dimmesdale like, because they don’t have evidence that he knew she was married. The husband may be a cuckold fool, but apparently he is no Roger Chillingworth. The woman is no Hester Prynne either. That would require a more dignified appearance than she has shown so far.

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